These are some of my favorite facebook statuses that Kory posted. They really show his crazy, funny, and a little inappropriate personality. ---poor woman, you guys always get short end of stick ---morning sex is great, till you get cramp in ass and leg in middle of it ---everyone only likes a winner. ---wife told me to fold clothes, but how do you fold g-strings? I'm lost ---aborted babies are disposed of as "medical waste" ---SURGERY TOMORROW SHITZ, I wonder if doc will look at my bird while I'm out, I don't want him getting jealous ---it was supposed to be 1 night hospital 3 cuts, turned into 4 days 7 cuts haha ---pain pills are making me have weird dreams, yesterday I kept dreaming of green boxes and tonight silver and orange balloons And the last status he posted. It was on October 19, 2010 at 1:52am ---everyday I wake up thinking its friday Not one of my favorites but just thought I would put this one. He posted this on October 5, 2010. ---I don't want surgery, I'm going to f***ing die